Steve's reviews
Review of Firezza
03 Oct 07, 14:24
Food was poor and the portions were tiny. 
A great disappointment. Menu sounded good and the prices were "premium" so we had high expectations. First annoyance was the misleading price - if you order by the metre the least you can buy is half a metre, but the prices are per quarter metre (READ THE SMALL PRINT). So everything ended up costing twice what we expected, making a basic takeaway pizza order for a few people something over £50. Would've been just about tolerable if the pizzas were great, but the toppings were meagre and nothing special anyway. The crust was ok but I don't expect to pay fifty quid for a few feet of fancy toast.
Tried them again a few weeks later by accident (a friend ordered before anyone had the chance to veto). This time we got the round pizzas, which weren't quite so much of a scam but still pretty poor. Again the toppings were pathetic, and the crust must've somehow shrunk in transit (maybe I missed the small print again, which probably said something like "14 inch does not actually refer to size of pizza").
The menu went straight in the bin this time, just in case anyone was foolish enough to try them again. Go to Basilico instead.
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Review of Home
06 Aug 07, 17:26
The stalls are all full, the urinals all empty.
Smart decor, but the bar layout is poor and it means people are always pushing through the dancefloor. Music was ok but nothing special, fairly standard housey stuff. Service was really slow, but not that bad for a Friday. Biggest problem was that it was full of coked-up 20 year old City boys. Fine if you like coked-up 20 year old City boys I guess, or you are one, but not for me.
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